Bobby
The Man, The Mystery
After coming in second in the Kanji bee Bobby was traded to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays where he was promptly sent down to the minors. Planning his revenge this year Bobby created a death ray capable of destroying every tea bag within a three mile radius. Unfortunatley while testing his invention Bobby was bitten by a radioactive Hamster. Now he posses the abilty to puff his cheeks to three times their original size. Bobby has aquired a temporal spinning wheel and now uses his power to smite evil wherever and whenever it strikes.